December 2011
Dec 31st
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i also found this. which would make a nice picture if josh was looking at the camera and not being a douchebag.
Dec 31st
i found this. i feel it pretty much sums me up. 
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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this fresh bread is incredible
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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MILLIE IF YOU'RE STALKING MY BLOG LIKE YOU...
I AM HAVING A SHOE SITUATION. I CANNOT FIND A PAIR. ONLY ONES. AND YOU JUST TEXTED ME AND IT WON’T LET ME TEXT BACK BECAUSE I HAVE NO SIGNAL. BEAR WITH. I’LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE 
Dec 30th
a load of tiny red lumps have appeared around my nose and it’s been itching like a git all day and all of yesterday. apparently i have some kind of allergy. no idea to what though. 
Dec 30th
spending this evening with my girlies (: wine and pringles. i even picked up salsa for rhianne even though i hate salsa just because i’m nice and i miss her. i miss them all actually :( gon’ be gooooood and my portfolio’s coming along. slowly. 
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
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stinking out the house with the post-christmas cheese
Dec 30th
just spent twenty minutes researching Black Swan, still no idea what the fuck it’s meant to be about. apparently she died? shit knows. 
Dec 30th
just put my toothpaste on the wrong side of the toothbrush. sake.
Dec 30th
hate that i can’t find any nice underwear anywhere. in desperate need of braaaaaaaas maybe i’m too fussy. idk. 
Dec 30th
what the fuck even is black swan
Dec 29th
i love rihanna but i swear all she does is thrust.
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
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today i bought my prom dress - just by chance. it’s lush (:  it was £135. I got it for £35.10 lovelife. and i got a dress for new years/general going out dress which was £50 and I got it for £13.50 MAAAAH :D now i’m going to internet shop until my money runs out.
Dec 29th
i spent 2 hours at my nanny’s house trying to fix the scanner to scan my portfolio stuff to send to myself at my house and print off. the email. has not sent. i may kill myself.
Dec 29th
i am taking my form tutor’s advice in approaching doing my portfolio; ‘sit down with a big glass of wine and relax while you do it. otherwise it won’t come together naturally’ what. a. god.
Dec 28th
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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averagebloke: I seriously need to go on a diet. i know it’s not christmas day anymore but i like this (:
Dec 27th
i am currently the christmas version of wonderwoman; wobblewoman
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Christmas with the Swiss Family Mad
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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losing followers because i’ve not been posting. i’m sorry. are you losers not aware it’s christmas? i have been working all day and spending time with my family. like most normal people during the christmas period. get over yourselves. 
Dec 27th
Dec 25th
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I think I'm going to explode I've eaten so much
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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merry christmas my darlings (:
Dec 25th
Dec 25th
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Dec 23rd
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still horrifically hungover. cleaning the bathroom at 10pm. living the dream.
Dec 23rd
i can now officially use the term ‘boyfriend’ to describe rob then. the stupid thing got me a christmas present and now i look like a horrible person :( I DIDN’T KNOW WE WERE DOING PRESENTS. deary me. 
Dec 23rd
Dec 23rd
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parents in the anime: oh hey your friend of the opposite sex is coming over, how nice okay let's just cook a nice meal for them oh and it's getting late how bout they take a shower here too oh and they could sleep in your room let me just pull out this mat from the closet and get them all cozy btw i totally give you my blessings to make love. ^__^
parents in real life: no
Dec 23rd
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last night i got so shitfaced i couldn’t walk. i can’t even pinpoint when that happened. i was stone cold sober one minute, and off my face the next. laura’s boyfriend basically had to put me into a taxi - that taxi ride was horrendous. and then i was sick loads. and then this morning i was convinced i would die if i left my bed. i very nearly did. and i’m going to work in...
Dec 23rd
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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i appreciate it when people bother to read my text posts. so to those of you who do, thank you and hi (: 
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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