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Hannah-Boo

December 2010

i cannot express how depressed i am about not having anything to do tonight. mind you. i have my sammy :) we’ll rinse it up. fuck you new year. i’ll celebrate you next year.

acjc-deactivated20111015 asked: At least mine were from different people though! hehe.

acjc-deactivated20111015 asked: At least mine were from different people though! hehe.

SAM’S TOTALLY GOT GUINEA PIGS! so going over to help build the hutch ;D i hope he sticks with what we discussed and calls them ‘Papa’ and ‘Noo’ (Papa New Guinea Pigs ;D) i love that we’re both doing fuck all for new year this year and so are just gonna go to his and chill ;D next year i’ll just rinse it up - i’ll be 18 anyway.

reasons to get up in the morning

this was inspired by my friend george. i can only remember one thing on his list. a typical ‘me’ thing to remember. ‘the second layer of a box of chocolates’ anyway, i’m not actually going to sit here and make a list. i just thought of one thing to add to his. so george, if you read this, and decide to add it to your list, because you know it deserves a place there,...

it’s not your fault, i’m a bitch. i’m a monster. yes i’m a beast, and i feast, when i conquer but i’m alone on my throne. -nicki minaj

my best friend actually writes the best things on...

Her name was Hannah, she was a small girl With a penis in her mouth, and a dress cut down to there She would mount Benji, and then Gub gub And while she tried to clean her toes, there would be a line of hoes Across a crowded floor, they would mate from 8 til 4 …They were young and they had each other Who could ask for more? At the Hannah, Hannah Banana (Hannah Banana) The hottest sport...

sam hoovered me today.

no that is not a euphamism. it actually happened. literally. he got the hoover. and hoovered me.

reblog if your pussy is flawless

psychedelichocobo asked: You, ur, Matt would like to know if you could get money back off a coat he bought in cash if he brings you the receipt. He might come and find you at some point.
Also, come to Dickie's one day with me ?

psychedelichocobo asked: You, ur, Matt would like to know if you could get money back off a coat he bought in cash if he brings you the receipt. He might come and find you at some point.
Also, come to Dickie's one day with me ?

this occurred a couple weeks ago, but it’s just come back to me and pissed me off again. someone at work said to me; ‘well you’re just a part-timer, why should it affect you?’ I’M SORRY LOVE. I HAVE BEEN HERE LONGER THAN YOU, I AM THE MOST EXPERIENCED ONE WITHIN MY FUCKING DEPARTMENT APART FROM CHELSIE. AND YOU WOULD BE SHITTED, IF I WASN’T SO FUCKING FLEXIBLE,...

love christmas. love the fam. good times. roll deep. not loving the fact that i have to work at 8am tomorrow. or the fact that my house STINKS of cheese. we’ll oust that badboy up.

good to the shit. my hair is almost black. i mean i know i’m supposed to have ‘celtic colouring’ and all that, with my pale skin, dark hair and green eyes. BUT THIS TAKES THE PISS. on the plus side, it will fade, and then be the lovely dark chocolate brown colour i want, whereas if it was currently the colour i want, then it would fade and look shit. LOGIC to do list; remove...

ohh boy. last day of advent calendar :( here comes another 11 months where it is frowned upon if i eat chocolate in the morning. D; work was hell. BUT IT’S CHRISTMAS TOMORROW. going to dye my hair dark brown now loverssssssssss buzzin’ i also blatently passed my theory test yesterday. YAY ME

prongsxo asked: Merry Christmas. Hope you have a good one. <3

And thank you for following me. :D xoxo

prongsxo asked: Merry Christmas. Hope you have a good one. <3

And thank you for following me. :D xoxo

tomorrow is going to be the longest day of my...

i had a fish pedicure today. most bizarre thing ever. SO NICE THOUGH cute little fishes, feeding off the dead skin on my feet. result; smooth, refreshed feet. LOVELIFE.

i just got the best message on facebook ever; ‘i’m sorry, this is really fucking random, but you have the best last name ever. that is all :3’ this was from a complete stranger. and made my day a little better. sam also found some metal inside his burger when we went out for a meal - which i find hilarious. tomorrow is laura’s birthday and we’re going for waffles,...

psychedelichocobo asked: I just want to talk about LOST with you
Just wanna kind of get LOST in you yeah
I was thinking maybe I could watch LOST with you
‘cause I’m already LOST in you yeah..

I was thinking I could push your button
Every hour and 48 minutes
I was stuck in time and always looking
Ever since you pulled my lever yeah

psychedelichocobo asked: I just want to talk about LOST with you
Just wanna kind of get LOST in you yeah
I was thinking maybe I could watch LOST with you
‘cause I’m already LOST in you yeah..

I was thinking I could push your button
Every hour and 48 minutes
I was stuck in time and always looking
Ever since you pulled my lever yeah

LUSH evening with my girlies. wine, snowballs (the drink, not the thing where you throw balls of frozen water at each other) , christmas music in sync with harry potter films (vair funny), love actually, misfits and Gu chocolate truffles (and mince pies and short bread) i love my girlies :D ROLL ON CHRIST TO THE MAS. also, my tree went up today, finally. BUZZING i no longer need to place my...

i start work at 9am tomorrow. i am going to have to get the 7.30am bus. because here in england, the world likes to stop at the mere sight of a snowflake. AND NOTHING RUNS ON TIME ANYMORE. go to russia/canada deal with that first bus. i really really want it to snow on christmas this year. it might make my life.

Take my hand. Let's get famous.

you’re probably fucking lying to me actually. probably laughing at me. brilliant. you know what. fuck you all. it’s nearly christmas - i want to spend time with my family, as insane as they drive me. i’ve had enough bullshit, as soon as that tree goes up on sunday, i am no longer going to give a shit. in fact. i’m going to start now. and have a big, fat, maccy d’s...

Danny don't you die on me. Danny, better hold your...

i know you hate being called that. but maybe you’ll listen. i’m scared. all the time.

sam and hannah do christmas. wrapping myself up in christmas lights made things a little better.

i really detest her. what a fucking little skank. i want to punch her in the face, and rip out her stupid skanky hair. not to mention i want to twist her slaggy ovaries so that she can have no skanky children to follow in her STD infested footsteps. desperation is not attractive. neither’s hiding behind so called ‘hard’ people when you have a problem. fight your own battles you...

i’m so confused. and no one can really help me.

i have actually never met someone as obsessed with Coronation Street as the woman that got on my bus today. she was on the phone to someone who was talking her through whatever was occurring in the repeat of the live episode. i now will never need to watch it. i know every single detail of what happened. she panicked when her friend’s phone died, and stamped her feet and was like...

work made me laugh today we were discussing how my second toe is longer than my first toe, meaning that i’m bossy - which is true. and then i asked carol if her second toe was extra long. she threw a hanger at me. then i drew a diagram on a piece of till roll to really emphasise my toes and carol was watching me and she was all ‘what’s happened to your little toe? you’ve...

okay. you know those people who are just like, destined to be single forever? i think i’m one of those. i don’t really do too well in relationships. i like the whole idea of them and one day i’d very much like to have the relationship that’s perfect for me, the boyfriend that’s perfect for me. but then i wonder if it’s ever going to happen for me i know everyone...

i swear having a full length mirror is probably the worst thing someone as self-obsessed as me could own. i pretend to be famous. :)

i know i shouldn’t be doing this. it’s wrong. but this is what i do. i fuck it up. good and proper. because i’m an arsehole. i shouldn’t be doing this. should be wrapping christmas presents though ;D